April 2012
3 posts
“No, you can be ugly and get laid. You just gotta be willing to screw someone...”
Apr 25th
39 notes
“You screw without rubbers, kids happen. Sorry-you don’t get to have the dog...”
Apr 25th
33 notes
“You’re not going bald…No, I meant you’re not GOING bald...”
Apr 16th
31 notes