March 2010
5 posts
“I didn’t say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than...”
Mar 26th
33 notes
“Don’t ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying...”
Mar 22nd
50 notes
“War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say, ‘This is what...”
Mar 16th
34 notes
“HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has ‘fucking people’ down to a...”
Mar 11th
25 notes
“I lost 20 pounds … How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the...”
Mar 7th
59 notes