March 2010
5 posts
“Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to...”
Mar 1st
32 notes
February 2010
8 posts
“A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize...”
Feb 23rd
54 notes
William Shatner cast in "Shit My Dad Says" Pilot →
Feb 19th
9 notes
“There’s a word for people like that … No, I’m saying,...”
Feb 18th
33 notes
“Nah, we don’t celebrate it. Don’t know who St. Valentine was,...”
Feb 14th
22 notes
“I don’t get it; I sweat, I smell fine. You sweat, you smell like mule shit...”
Feb 9th
13 notes
“Don’t mess with him … Trust me, you don’t fuck with a man that...”
Feb 6th
19 notes
“STOP apologizing. You’re sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of...”
Feb 1st
13 notes