January 2010
9 posts
“Calm down. You don’t just grab a ruler and tell everyone to whip their dicks...”
Jan 27th
17 notes
“Sprain, huh? Did you go to medical school? … Well I did, so spare me your...”
Jan 24th
5 notes
“No, I’m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. ...”
Jan 19th
73 notes
“Can we talk later? The news is on … Well, if you have tuberculosis,...”
Jan 15th
6 notes
“Might not do a damn bit of good, but tell people to donate to Haiti on your twitter thing.” TEXT “Haiti” to 90999 to donate $10
Jan 14th
11 notes
“No presents goddamit. I’m turning 74. I don’t need you to...”
Jan 12th
3 notes
“Been thinking for a while, and I’d say there’s 1.5 pounds of shit in...”
Jan 9th
5 notes
“I’m just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves … Don’t...”
Jan 5th
17 notes
“Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like...”
Jan 2nd
45 notes