December 2009
8 posts
“Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your...”
“You can watch the house while I’m gone. Just don’t call me unless...”
“Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner? … Yeah, democracy...”
“Mom is smarter than you … No? Well, ask yourself this: has Mom ever...”
“I like See’s candy. Put me in a See’s store, I’m eating candy....”
“Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding’s just one more day in...”
“We’re out of Grape Nuts … No, what’s left is for me. Sorry, I...”
“I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It...”